omegle chat

[failthefart]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm a 76 year old pedophille hermephrodite from Africa.
You: no one talks to me
Stranger: oh dear lord
Stranger: im a 12 year old asian conjoined twin from narnia
Stranger: nice to meet u
Stranger: : )
You: the pleasure is all mine
You: thank you for seeing through my ruse
You: most people disconnect me
You: xD
Stranger:
Stranger: you were joking?
You: lolyes
Stranger:
You: WERE YOU?
Stranger: ...maybe.....
You: i knew it
You: you really are from narnia
You: say hi to the talking lion for me
Stranger: darn secrets out
Stranger: lol sure will
Stranger: well i'll try, my twin has the mouth
You: ah, i understand your pain
You: i am deaf
Stranger: for realz?
You: ff no, but my evil twin is D:
Stranger: haha what kind of lame ass evil twin is deaf?
You: mine i guess, he whine and has me give him baths
Stranger: oh my
You: yes...
Stranger: i thought i had an evil twin once....but
Stranger: wait
Stranger: can con-joined twins have evil twins?
You: ..
You: SO YOUR LIKE QUADRUPLETS?
Stranger: would they be con-joined too?
You: omg.
Stranger: omg yes
Stranger: whoo!
Stranger: four is better than two
Stranger: take that world
You: we have figured something out together
You: silly world
You: thinking the cake is a lie
Stranger: the cake is a lie!
Stranger: lol ...isnt that from a game or something?
Stranger: i hear that from my friends all the time
You: i believe so...
Stranger: ha
Stranger: oh wellz
Stranger: lsdkdsl;k
Stranger: its laaaate maaaan
You: lol how late there?
Stranger: 4 in the morning late
You: only 1:21 am here
Stranger: im trying to figure out if thats east or west of me....
Stranger: lol hold on...
Stranger: -pulls out map-
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: uh huh
Stranger: ...yup
You: lol
Stranger: so like are you from newyork?
Stranger: lol crazy guess
Stranger: ten pts if im rite
You: naw, california
Stranger: oooh wow
Stranger: fail
Stranger: i got the wrong direction
Stranger: pfff
You: lol fail
You: i gotta go now though
Stranger: saaay do you like that song called californiacation by the redhot chili peppers by any chance?
Stranger: they are sooo awesome
You: lol yea
You: i know it
Stranger:
Stranger: isnt it cool?
Stranger: :B
You: yeah xD
Stranger:
You: well.. i gtg now
You:
Stranger: ya well you seem a little bored so imma take off now, peace
You: heh perfect timing then?
You: k bye
Stranger: oh well see there u go
Stranger: lol bye

[Dragon]

Lookit my NORMAL conversation.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Yo
Stranger: yo
Stranger: whats good
You: Everything except everything, <3 I am so in love with the world. THE CAKE IS A LIE.
Stranger: a/s/l
You: 14, female, oregon
Stranger: 22 male florida
You: Nice, nice, it seems there is an older man around, I haven't met any other girls though.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: alot of dudes
You: Its crazy, have you seen Avatar?
Stranger: not yet y is it good
You: Its really, really good, James Camerons is a genius among us.
Stranger: well spoken
Stranger: yeah he is
You: I should watch Titanic, that seems like one of his highlights.
Stranger: its a lil long
Stranger: but still good
You: well, Avatar is almost 3 hours long, and I did watch 5 hours of pride and prejudice.
Stranger: wow its that long\
Stranger: darn
You: o.o
Stranger: it looked like all the best parts were on the trailer for it
You: Its not all that it seems, its actually quite a complex film. I saw it for the second time, today.
Stranger: wow its that good
Stranger: did u like the hangover
You: I haven't seen that, I will be seeing it this new years though.
Stranger: cause that was an awsome movie
You: I heard it is quite an innopropriate film, but hilarious.
Stranger: i laught for the whole movie
Stranger: yeah its adult humor
You: My favorite kind, as long as its not politics, I can't take that.
Stranger: yeah i know what you mean
You: Have you seen The Proposal? Really funny film.
Stranger: not yet but i heard it was funny
Stranger: whos in it
You: I can't remember, I'll look it up.
You: Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds
Stranger: ryan reynolds is the man
Stranger: funny
You: Wow, I didn't know Sandra Bullock was in it, it reminds me nothing of her performance in the Blindside.
Stranger: i havent seen that yet either
You: Great movie.
Stranger: man i gotta catch up on my movies
You: I've been seeing so many movies over winter break, its not even funny.
Stranger: yeah nothin better to do
You: I really need a life, oh well, I'll live lazy until I can get a job. Pfft.
Stranger: r u a freshman
You: Nah, just an 8th grader.
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: yeah the good day
Stranger: i miss school
Stranger: it was so much fun
You: Finally, someone with the same opinion about school as I do.
Stranger: yeah enjoy it
Stranger: if u have to be there have fun
You: I probably like school because I draw a lot in class.
You: I know right.
Stranger: oh an artist
Stranger: what style
You: I try, you can look at my drawings here: www.owlstar.deviantart.com
You: I'm sort of cartoon-y.
Stranger: still i love art
You: Mosty cats and dogs, I'm trying to branch out a little.
Stranger: try rabit there alwats funny and u dont get cooler than a penguin
Stranger: just my opinon
You: X3 I have tried rabbits, only a few though, mostly profile work.
Stranger: yours r not bad
You: Thanks.
Stranger: alot of talent
You: That really means a lot, but its late, and my dad already theartened to take the computor away tonight.
Stranger: later
You: So, I have to go, it was reall nice talking though.
Stranger: bye
Stranger: u too